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AotM Award, etc.

2009-05-15 04:04:33 by PigletsMemories
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So, the Asshole of the Month of May Award goes to...

Jehosopha

Do I even need to fucking explain? Well, he's a 15-year-old New Yorker who is what I describe, a complete fucking poser. I'd kick his ass if I met him, seriously. If he just approaches me and keeps talking shit like he does, I would sock the complete shit out of him like if it were a movie. I'd do it infront of Juice Shack or the parking lot of Carl's Jr., right next to my school. Now that would be funny, and I could round up his buddies Sinitron and StagB (or whatever the dude's name is) and fire .45-cal rounds at them pointedly execution-styled.

Okay, I don't hate them that much, but I think they deserve to get beat up for all of the malicious incidents they have caused. And it's not like I'd care if they were faced with spraying bullets because they are really asking for it.

It's 1:00 AM here, a school night, so I better make this brief as possible, and catch some nighttime shut-down. Life has been generally boring and confusing for me lately.I've been taking 100mg of Zoloft on a nearly-daily basis, and it's been helping somewhat I believe. School is ending in a good two weeks which I hope goes by fast. It'd be funny if somebody did something to disturb a school functioning on the last day, like set up smoke bombs or fireworks. Would be awesome. And Mrs. Killian's eyes are still creepy as hell, doing the weird twitching thing. It's like it's out of a movie! I better watch my back for these... eye sockets.

Take it easy.

AotM Award, etc.


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JehosaphaJehosapha

2009-05-16 12:58:17

what the fuck are you talking about i am amazing

PigletsMemories responds:

Uh, no.


SinitronSinitron

2009-05-16 13:03:14

so uhm

what exactly did we do

except for making fun of you for being a cripplefaggot or whatever?

PigletsMemories responds:

Fuck you


LordZeebmorkLordZeebmork

2009-05-16 18:58:18

what the greasy rotting fuck is going on here


dreftclubdreftclub

2009-05-17 11:44:42

I know


dreftclubdreftclub

2009-05-17 11:44:51

I have


dreftclubdreftclub

2009-05-17 11:44:59

some


dreftclubdreftclub

2009-05-17 11:45:10

kind


dreftclubdreftclub

2009-05-17 11:45:23

of personality


dreftclubdreftclub

2009-05-17 11:45:34

or mild autistic like disorder


dreftclubdreftclub

2009-05-17 11:46:06

but STFU NOOBy


SpinisterSpinister

2009-05-17 11:51:27

DREFT my main member of THE NEGROID SPECIES how are you on this othewise dull day


dreftclubdreftclub

2009-05-17 11:52:52

I am doing mighty fine my caucazoid friend

collectin coconuts for da winter and all


SpinisterSpinister

2009-05-17 11:53:51

cool cool

im jusz

ballin in da park

BALLIN IN MONAYYY yo

my

negroidette-raping negroid


dreftclubdreftclub

2009-05-17 11:56:16

i once raped a girl with a MILD AUTISTIC LIKE DISORDER

forgive me mrblue, but your vagina felt so fresh


SpinisterSpinister

2009-05-17 11:56:27

I grew up in an environment that presented modern science as capable of answering all of life's important questions. Through high school and university, where I studied physics, chemistry and computer science, the Big Bang and Darwinian Evolution where presented as universally accepted facts leaving me with no need for a God to explain this world. However, I was envious of Christians that had God as an additional resource for help and inner peace. But just someone telling me He exists was not sufficient for me to believe as it never was accompanied with any evidence. So I asked God that if He really exists to grant me a personal miracle making it obvious to me that he exists. As nothing obvious happened I went on with my life ignoring the topic. This was until I met my to-be wifie Joviette. I could see Jesus reflected in her actions. I also went to church with her every Sunday to not miss an opportunity to share time with her. Through that I got a lot more exposure of the gospel and eventually decided that I really wanted to be part of God's family. So I asked Jesus to come into my heart and was baptised soon after. However, I was making a leap of faith ignoring my scientific believes which prevented me from growing as a Christian. Sometime later I heard messages on the radio and in our church that there are Christian scientists that after looking at all the evidence concluded that the Bible is right and that evolution and big bang are obsolete theories. That got me very interested. So I got several books and DVDs on this topic and followed several internet discussions. I found out that there are a ton of evidences that do not fit at all with the big bang and evolution theory, but those where never mentioned during my education or in the media. At the same time, creation science has very useful explanations for those same. With this new insight into science I concluded that the popular origins theories are contradicted by the evidence and that it actually requires a lot of blind faith to believe in them. It is much easier to believe the creation science theories that are in line with a 100 percent literal interpretation of Genesis. This was in fact the answer to my prayer to God giving me a miraculous sign of His existence. Together with further studies that showed me that the Bible is more likely to be true Godly revelation than any other religious scripture, I was finally able to fully trust in Jesus and have true confidence in his love for us.

Good stuff online:

http://www.answersingenesis.org
http://www.answersingenesis.org/Home/
Area/AnswersB
ook/index.asp

http://www.train2equip.com/
http://www.train2equip.com/ppsDownloa d.asp

http://www.creationism.org/
http://www.creationism.org/heinze/Evo lutionReligio n.htm
http://www.creationism.org/books/inde x.htm

http://trueorigin.org/unseatng.asp

http://www.creationscience.com/online book/
http://www.creationscience.com/online book/IntheBeg inningTOC.html

http://www.evolution-facts.org/
http://www.evolution-facts.org/Crunch er%20TOC.htm

http://www.parentcompany.com/csrc/
http://www.parentcompany.com/handy_da ndy/hdertoc.h tm


dreftclubdreftclub

2009-05-17 11:59:24

As a muslim I consider the whole idea of an almighty force being able to have a kid incredibly fucking retarded you uncircumsized christian faggot


SpinisterSpinister

2009-05-17 12:00:17

DO NOT FEAR THE FORESKIN

WORSHIP IT

FOR IT IS A GIFT FROM GOD

TO ALL PURE MEN


dreftclubdreftclub

2009-05-17 12:02:48

We cut off our foreskins so we can disguise as jews and rob the shit from those greedy hooknosed bagelmunching hunchbacks


SpinisterSpinister

2009-05-17 12:04:28

okay i guess that is a pretty legit excuse for mutilating yourself


dreftclubdreftclub

2009-05-17 12:05:24

thought so!


StagBeetleStagBeetle

2009-05-17 12:06:06

why would you want to shoot me


StagBeetleStagBeetle

2009-05-17 12:06:18

that's going a little overboard


StagBeetleStagBeetle

2009-05-17 12:06:40

I think if we talked this over


StagBeetleStagBeetle

2009-05-17 12:06:55

Like over a cup of coffee or something


StagBeetleStagBeetle

2009-05-17 12:07:12

we could sort this whole thing out


StagBeetleStagBeetle

2009-05-17 12:07:26

Hell, maybe even go dancing


StagBeetleStagBeetle

2009-05-17 12:07:36

I don't know


dreftclubdreftclub

2009-05-17 12:07:45

stagbeetle, annoying a 12 year old kid on the internet is the biggest sin a man can commit

why did you do it stagbeetle?
why?


StagBeetleStagBeetle

2009-05-17 12:07:51

Whatever you want, really


StagBeetleStagBeetle

2009-05-17 12:08:07

Hows friday sound


StagBeetleStagBeetle

2009-05-17 12:09:02

I AM SORRY DREFT PLEASE FORGIVE ME I HAVE COMMITED AN AWFUL SIN I MUST GO TO CHURCH AND CONFESS WHAT I'VE DONE


dreftclubdreftclub

2009-05-17 12:09:03

not on sunday, that's mrblue's sabbath


StagBeetleStagBeetle

2009-05-17 12:09:38

anyways, enough of that


dreftclubdreftclub

2009-05-17 12:09:41

ONLY THE PASSION OF GOD CAN SAVE YOU FROM THE DEVOURING FLAMES OF PURGATORY


StagBeetleStagBeetle

2009-05-17 12:09:56

how does a candle light dinner sound?


StagBeetleStagBeetle

2009-05-17 12:10:05

you and me


StagBeetleStagBeetle

2009-05-17 12:10:17

together forever


StagBeetleStagBeetle

2009-05-17 12:10:37

FFFFFFFFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


SpinisterSpinister

2009-05-17 12:10:56

..|.; LOL BIRD!!!!!


StagBeetleStagBeetle

2009-05-17 12:11:47

IF ONLY I KENW HOW TO SHOW GOD MY LOVE, MAYBE THEN HE WOULD LET ME INTO THE GLORIOUS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN


dreftclubdreftclub

2009-05-17 12:13:21

hey did any of you guys ever watch "Bridget Jones' Diary"?


StagBeetleStagBeetle

2009-05-17 12:14:48

yessssssss me and th girls got 2gether and we had the most woNDERFUL TIME


dreftclubdreftclub

2009-05-17 12:15:33

i know
dont you think dat
renée zellweger
is like
totally
da best actrice ever?


dreftclubdreftclub

2009-05-17 12:18:45

its da first movie who got directed by sharon maguire i ever saw


StagBeetleStagBeetle

2009-05-17 12:18:58

she is beautiful i would take her to a fancy restaurant and buy her dinner


dreftclubdreftclub

2009-05-17 12:19:05

yes


dreftclubdreftclub

2009-05-17 12:20:13

however, my true passions is for a little lady known as Rosa Parks' dead frozen corpse


StagBeetleStagBeetle

2009-05-17 12:20:16

so i was cookin bacon this morning but i wasnt wearin a shirt and i got grease on me and it burnt like HELL had2go2hospital


dreftclubdreftclub

2009-05-17 12:21:00

OMG! ):


SpinisterSpinister

2009-05-17 12:21:03

mass effect is a shitty game don't play it